Global markets broke to records while Bitcoin stood still. This edition traces that stillness: a theft the market slept through, bottom signals arriving through boredom rather than capitulation, and an options market priced for nothing while sentiment reacts to everything.

Treasuries out-yield the crypto carry trade for only the second time on record, and the downstream surfaces have gone quiet with it: spot volume at its lowest since 2019, exchange flows becalmed, the offer side of the book thinned out. The drawdown is shallow, and short of its predecessors' clock.

Shorts have folded, hedges are off, and ETF flows have flipped positive, the strongest positioning shift of the year. The rally it fuels is now arriving at the supply walls that define this bear market, and what happens at the Short-Term Holder Cost Basis decides what the squeeze becomes.

Bitcoin's bottom is still building, but its character is shifting. Long-term holder capitulation is cooling, buyers absorbed the June lows, and price is climbing back toward the levels that capped it